|Despite what the jersey says, Paajarvi-Svensson is doing his best Marik Mailk impression|
That's right Oiler fans, huge news coming from TSN that, get this, future superstar Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson has decided he will now only go by
|Getting drafted is harder with the sun in your eyes|
|2 minutes for kneeing and a game misconduct for only having one last name on your back!|
Anyway, out of respect for the biggest story since goaltender Jeff Drouin-Deslauriers decided to just go by Jeff Deslauriers, and plus I need to run down to the store before it closes and see if I can get half my money back if they take the Svensson off my order, I will just link you to a site generates Wu-Tang Clan nicknames. I'm the Optimistic Lyricist. Ironic.